PoopByMail™ Sealed · Anonymous · Shipped discreetly
Now shipping nationwide

Some people deserve
a little something.

A sealed surprise package, delivered to your friend or your foe. No return address. No explanation. Just pure confusion on their doorstep.

Send some →

How it works

1

Pick your package

A one-time delivery, or the gift that keeps on giving all year long.

2

Tell us where

Enter the lucky recipient's address at checkout. That's all we need.

3

We handle the rest

Sealed, stamped, and sent. Your name never appears anywhere.

Choose your delivery

The One-Off

A single, glorious surprise.

$19.99 / one time
  • One sealed package
  • Shipped anonymously
  • Mystery gift note included
  • Delivered in 5–7 days
Send the One-Off

PoopByMail is a novelty gag-gift service. All packages are sealed, processed, and shipped in full compliance with carrier regulations. Intended for harmless fun between consenting pranksters — not harassment. We have to say that for legal reasons.